lager
Lager is when the yeast gets cold and goes to sleep. Ales are loud and rowdy, like a party. Lager is the quiet kid in the back who doesn’t say much but knows everything.
I had to drink lager at work. My coworkers thought it was a test of manhood. I thought it was a test of sanity.
My dog drinks lager. I don’t know why, but he’s happy.
Lager is like a coffee for adults. It’s boring, but it helps you stay awake during meetings.