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Lager is a beer that’s made by lazy-ass yeast that hangs out at the bottom of the tank like it’s on vacation. It used to be dark and sweet until some German idiot made it light and watery in 1868. Now it’s the beer you drink when you’re too drunk to care about taste.
My cousin drank six lagers and still managed to fall into a lake. I’m proud of him.
Lager is the only beer I drink when I’m out with my dad. He calls it ‘classy.’ I call it ‘weak.’
I tried to make lager at home. It came out like a science experiment gone wrong.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Lager is when the yeast gets cold and goes to sleep. Ales are loud and rowdy, like a party. Lager is the quiet kid in the back who doesn’t say much but knows everything.
I had to drink lager at work. My coworkers thought it was a test of manhood. I thought it was a test of sanity.
My dog drinks lager. I don’t know why, but he’s happy.
Lager is like a coffee for adults. It’s boring, but it helps you stay awake during meetings.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Lager is what Yuengling calls their beer when it’s on the East Coast. It’s the beer that comes out when you’re too cheap to buy anything else. It’s also what my uncle drinks every night and still doesn’t know where he is.
At the bar, I said ‘lager’ and got Yuengling. I felt like I was cheating.
My mom drinks lager like it’s her religion.
I used to think lager was a type of dog. I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Lager is German for ‘storage’ or ‘waiting room’, like a place where beer sits and waits for the day it becomes something better. But sometimes it just sits there and forgets it ever wanted to be anything else.
I think lager is just beer that forgot what it wanted to be.
Lager is like a college student who never graduates but still thinks they’re successful.
I asked my teacher what lager was. She said it was German for ‘storage’ and then forgot what she was talking about.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Lager is the beer you get lashed with in the UK. It’s like a punishment from God for being too drunk to remember your own name.
My friend got lashed with lager and still didn’t remember where he lived.
Lager is the reason I have a broken nose and a hangover.
I got lashed with lager and now I hate my life.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Lager is a guy with smooth hair and nice teeth who posts on a website called PantherChat. He’s like the Instagram of beer. He’s also probably rich and has no problems.
My friend thinks lager is a guy. I think he’s a bit mad.
I asked my teacher if lager was a person. She said I was being weird.
Lager is the reason I post on PantherChat now.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Lager is a fake beer from a show called Wilfred. It’s what Jenna’s boyfriend drinks to show off. It’s also the reason I think the show is dumb.
I think lager is the worst beer ever. It’s fake and it’s from a show.
Lager is the beer that Jenna’s boyfriend drinks. He’s a douchy boyfriend.
I used to think lager was real beer until I watched Wilfred.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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