lager
Lager is what Yuengling calls their beer when it’s on the East Coast. It’s the beer that comes out when you’re too cheap to buy anything else. It’s also what my uncle drinks every night and still doesn’t know where he is.
At the bar, I said ‘lager’ and got Yuengling. I felt like I was cheating.
My mom drinks lager like it’s her religion.
I used to think lager was a type of dog. I was wrong.