Lager Voucher
A bunch of smelly, fortnightly paychecks given to the unemployed in the UK. They’re like government cash for people who can’t get a job and don’t want to try.
'I got my three Lager Vouchers today. I’m gonna spend them all on crisps.'
'My Lager Vouchers are my life. I don’t need a job when I’ve got cash.'
'I got my Lager Vouchers and I’m already drunk at 11 a. m.'