Lager Voucher

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A smelly, fortnightly paycheck given to the unemployed in the UK. It’s like the government’s way of saying, 'Here’s some cash, now shut up and go buy more lager.'
'I got my Lager Voucher today. Time to go home and eat beans.'
'That Lager Voucher is the only thing keeping me from crying in the street.'
'I used my Lager Voucher to buy a sandwich and a pint. That’s a win.'
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A bunch of smelly, fortnightly paychecks given to the unemployed in the UK. They’re like government cash for people who can’t get a job and don’t want to try.
'I got my three Lager Vouchers today. I’m gonna spend them all on crisps.'
'My Lager Vouchers are my life. I don’t need a job when I’ve got cash.'
'I got my Lager Vouchers and I’m already drunk at 11 a. m.'
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