Lager jacket - A jacket so ugly it makes your face look like it was hit by

A jacket so ugly it makes your face look like it was hit by a dumpster full of trash.

My cousin wore his lager jacket to the wedding and no one talked to him for a week.

I tried to wear my lager jacket to work and my boss asked if I was trying to start a fire.

My dog ran away when I put on my lager jacket.