Lager jacket

My cousin wore his lager jacket to the wedding and no one talked to him for a week.

I tried to wear my lager jacket to work and my boss asked if I was trying to start a fire.

My dog ran away when I put on my lager jacket.

My dad’s lager jacket is so bad, it has a hole in the elbow and a smell like old socks.

I wore my lager jacket to the party and everyone thought I was dressed as a ghost.

My friend said my lager jacket looks like it was dipped in dirt and cursed.

I wore my lager jacket to the park and a kid asked if I was trying to scare him.

My lager jacket is so bad, my cat ran away from me.

My neighbor called my lager jacket the worst thing he’s ever seen.