Lagena
A Lagena is a total boss who thinks she owns the world and probably does. She’s got a face that could make a king jealous and a body that makes everyone else look like they just fell off a truck. She’s also a little nuts, but you wouldn’t want her any other way.
She walked in, I instantly fell in love, and then she asked me if I wanted to fight. I said yes. I’m now her sidekick.
She texted me a selfie while doing push-ups. I’m now her personal gym instructor.
She showed up at my house with a cake and a list of demands. I’m now her slave.