Lagena

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A Lagena is a once-in-a-lifetime hot mess who thinks she’s perfect but is actually a walking disaster. She’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and a butt that could start a war. She’ll make your life hell and then save it, all while you’re too stunned to do anything about it.

Lagena just walked in and my heart exploded. I’m now 50% more confused and 100% more attracted.

I tried to ignore her, but she texted me a picture of her butt. I’m now officially her prisoner.

She’s the only person who can make me laugh until I cry and then text me at 2 AM to ask if I’m okay.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Lagena is a total boss who thinks she owns the world and probably does. She’s got a face that could make a king jealous and a body that makes everyone else look like they just fell off a truck. She’s also a little nuts, but you wouldn’t want her any other way.

She walked in, I instantly fell in love, and then she asked me if I wanted to fight. I said yes. I’m now her sidekick.

She texted me a selfie while doing push-ups. I’m now her personal gym instructor.

She showed up at my house with a cake and a list of demands. I’m now her slave.

by Slangipedia 8d ago