Lagazsexual
Lagazsexual means you're attracted to everyone, even if they look like a mess. It also means a straight person suddenly thinks they're the cool kid in the gay club.
My brother said he was lagazsexual after he dated a trans guy, a non-binary friend, and a guy who wore socks with sandals.
My friend's mom thought she was lagazsexual because she fell for a man, a woman, and her own dog.
My dad called himself lagazsexual when he started dating his boss, his boss's son, and a chicken.