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A lagazsexual is someone who gets turned on by every gender and every weird identity. They also get confused when a straight guy starts acting like a flamingo in a chicken coop.
My cousin claimed he was lagazsexual after he dated a guy, a girl, and a genderfluid alien in the same week.
My neighbor said he was lagazsexual because he fell in love with his dog, his brother, and his ex's mom.
My teacher called herself lagazsexual after she started dating her student, her student's mom, and a goat.