Lagazsexual
A lagazsexual is someone who can be attracted to anyone, anywhere. It also happens when a straight person suddenly acts like they’re in a drag race and forgets everything they knew.
My friend said he was lagazsexual because he dated a guy, a girl, and a person who wore socks with sandals and had a beard.
My cousin called herself lagazsexual after she dated her teacher, her friend, and a chicken who had a personality.
My brother thought he was lagazsexual when he started dating his sister, his friend, and a guy who wore a hat inside the house.