Lagayer
A person who brings food to your table but has no idea what they're doing and probably dropped your fries on the floor.
My lagayer brought me a plate of spaghetti and then spilled soda on it. I'm eating like a drowned raccoon.
I asked for a salad and got a soup. My lagayer just shrugged and said, 'It’s all the same to me.'
My lagayer took my order and then brought me the wrong food. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.