Lagayer

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A person who brings food to your table but has no idea what they're doing and probably dropped your fries on the floor.

My lagayer brought me a plate of spaghetti and then spilled soda on it. I'm eating like a drowned raccoon.

I asked for a salad and got a soup. My lagayer just shrugged and said, 'It’s all the same to me.'

My lagayer took my order and then brought me the wrong food. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.

The person who serves you food but has the attention span of a goldfish and probably forgot your drink order.

My lagayer brought me my steak and then left. I had to wave my fork at them to get my drink.

I asked for a coffee, and my lagayer said, 'Sure thing,' and then never came back. I'm still waiting.

My lagayer forgot my order. I had to eat a burger that wasn't mine. It was a sad burger.

Someone who works in a restaurant and seems to hate your existence while bringing you food.

My lagayer looked at me like I had personally insulted their entire family. I just wanted a sandwich.

I asked for a soda and my lagayer said, 'You're lucky I even brought you this.'

My lagayer brought me my food and then left me to fend off a plate of burnt toast. I was alone.

A server who drops your food, forgets your order, and then has the nerve to ask for a tip.

My lagayer dropped my plate and then asked for a tip. I'm giving them a tip for the drama.

I got my food and then my lagayer spilled ketchup on it. I'm eating like a tomato explosion.

My lagayer brought me the wrong food, forgot my drink, and then left. I'm just eating the mess.

The person who brings you food but is more interested in their phone than your hunger.

My lagayer was on their phone the whole time and never even looked at me. I got my food and then I got ignored.

I waited for my lagayer to bring me my food, but they were too busy texting their ex.

My lagayer brought me my plate and then left to take a selfie. I had to eat alone.

A person who serves you food but has the patience of a toddler and probably threw your plate in the trash.

My lagayer threw my plate in the trash because I asked for a second soda. They’re not a server, they’re a trash can.

I asked for a cheeseburger and my lagayer said, 'I can’t even handle this.' and threw it in the trash.

My lagayer brought me my food and then threw it in the trash because they didn’t like the way I looked.