lagavulin
When someone sticks their nose in your snatch and licks your butt like it’s the best thing they ever tasted. Very Scottish, very stupid.
He lagavulin’d me during class. The teacher gave me a D for the rest of the year.
I lagavulin’d my friend. Now he won’t talk to me.
They did a lagavulin at the wedding. The whole reception was ruined.