lagavulin

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When a guy (or girl) shoves his nose up a girl's snatch and licks her butt like it's the last meal before being tossed in a landfill.

My cousin tried to lagavulin my aunt and got tossed out the window.

He said it was a romantic gesture. It was more like a felony.

I tried lagavulin on my crush. Now I have a permanent bad taste in my mouth.

A messy way of getting your face in someone’s privates and giving their butt a tongue bath. Like a drunk man at a buffet.

At the party, he lagavulin’d my mom and got banned from the rest of the year.

She tried to lagavulin me. I ran away screaming.

My brother did a lagavulin on my sister and now they’re both in therapy.

When someone sticks their nose in your snatch and licks your butt like it’s the best thing they ever tasted. Very Scottish, very stupid.

He lagavulin’d me during class. The teacher gave me a D for the rest of the year.

I lagavulin’d my friend. Now he won’t talk to me.

They did a lagavulin at the wedding. The whole reception was ruined.