Lagasse alarm
You don't need cum for this. You can use anything messy. Like ketchup, dirt, or even a used sock. It's all good.
I used hot sauce for the Lagasse alarm. My brother screamed and cried.
My friend used glue for the Lagasse alarm. Now his hair is stuck to the ceiling.
I used my moms coffee for the Lagasse alarm. She yelled at me for days.
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