Lagasse alarm

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A smelly version of the Emeril. You shoot your jizz into your hand and wave it under someones face while screaming "BAM!" until they wake up and get smacked with it.

I woke up to a glob of cum in my face. My roommate said it was a Lagasse alarm.

My ex pulled the Lagasse alarm on me during a Zoom call. I had to leave the meeting.

My dad did the Lagasse alarm at my cousins wedding. It was legendary.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You don't need cum for this. You can use anything messy. Like ketchup, dirt, or even a used sock. It's all good.

I used hot sauce for the Lagasse alarm. My brother screamed and cried.

My friend used glue for the Lagasse alarm. Now his hair is stuck to the ceiling.

I used my moms coffee for the Lagasse alarm. She yelled at me for days.

by Slangipedia 9d ago