Lagansion - A person who is so lazy, they could probably be paid to do n

A person who is so lazy, they could probably be paid to do nothing.

That guy is a lagansion. He got fired for not showing up to work for a month.

I’m a lagansion. I barely moved today, and I’m already tired.

My brother is a lagansion. He’s been home for a week and still hasn’t left the bed.