Lagansion

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A person who lies around like a soggy piece of toast, barely moving and probably thinking about snacks or naps.

My cousin is a lagansion. He’s been on the couch for three days and still hasn’t moved.

She’s a lagansion. I asked her to help me clean, and she said, 'I’ll do it tomorrow, or maybe next week.'

That kid is a lagansion. He’s been playing video games for 12 hours straight.

Someone so lazy, they could fall asleep in a pile of pizza boxes and still complain about it.

He’s a total lagansion. I told him to pick up his room, and he said, 'I’ll do it when I’m dead.'

My dog is a lagansion. He only moves to eat or take a nap.

She’s a lagansion. She got a job and still sleeps until noon.

A person who is so lazy, they could probably be paid to do nothing.

That guy is a lagansion. He got fired for not showing up to work for a month.

I’m a lagansion. I barely moved today, and I’m already tired.

My brother is a lagansion. He’s been home for a week and still hasn’t left the bed.

Someone who lies around like a dead cat, and if you touch them, they might scream and throw something at you.

She’s a lagansion. I tried to wake her up, and she threw a pillow at me.

My friend is a lagansion. He didn’t move all day and just stared at the ceiling.

That kid is a lagansion. He didn’t even get up when I yelled at him.

A person so lazy, they could probably win a competition for being the most unmotivated.

He’s a lagansion. He didn’t even brush his teeth today.

My sister is a lagansion. She said she’ll do her homework tomorrow, or next year.

That man is a lagansion. He didn’t even get out of bed to eat breakfast.