Lagamorph
A lagamorph is a rabbit that has more teeth than sense and still can't run fast enough to escape a kid with a science project.
My science fair project was a lagamorph in a box. It blinked at me like it was judging me.
Why is this lagamorph eating my homework? I swear it's trying to sabotage me.
That lagamorph ran slower than my grandma on a treadmill.