Lagamorph

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A lagamorph is a rabbit that has more teeth than sense and still can't run fast enough to escape a kid with a science project.

My science fair project was a lagamorph in a box. It blinked at me like it was judging me.

Why is this lagamorph eating my homework? I swear it's trying to sabotage me.

That lagamorph ran slower than my grandma on a treadmill.

A lagamorph is a human who moves slower than a turtle on a nap and has the brain of a fried potato.

My brother is a lagamorph. He takes 10 minutes to walk to the kitchen.

That lagamorph couldn't even finish the race. He was still sleeping.

My mom called me a lagamorph. I took it as a compliment.