Lagabalt
A human, spot, or object that moves like a sloth on a meth binge.
My grandma’s wi-fi is Lagabalt. It takes longer to load a cat video than it does for her to forget she’s watching it.
This traffic jam is Lagabalt. I've been stuck behind a turtle on a skateboard.
Your response time is Lagabalt. I’ve sent you ten messages and you’ve replied with a single grumble.
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