Lag Slag
A lady you call when you're too drunk or too lazy to pick up a decent girl. She's usually ugly, but she doesn't care because she's got nothing better to do than be your cheap hook-up.
Hey Lag Slag, I'm drunk and I need a quick lay. Meet me at the gas station.
You're my only option, Lag Slag. I don't even know why I bother.
I'm too wasted to find a real girl. Lag Slag, I need you.