Lag Slag

A lady you call when you're too drunk or too lazy to pick up a decent girl. She's usually ugly, but she doesn't care because she's got nothing better to do than be your cheap hook-up.

A girl you phone when you're too tired or too wasted to bother with anything decent. She's usually not hot, but she's happy to take what she can get.

The ugly girl you call when you're too drunk or too dumb to find a real girl. She’s the reason you’re still single and still stupid.

The girl you call when you're too lazy or too drunk to find something better. She’s not hot, but she doesn’t care because she doesn’t get laid much.

A girl you phone when you're too wasted or too dumb to find someone better. She doesn’t care about looks because she's never been laid.

The girl you call when you're too drunk or too lazy to find someone else. She’s not hot, but she doesn’t care because she doesn’t get laid much.