Lag Ninja
When something happens so late it feels like time broke and space got a slap. It’s like the universe forgot to show up on time.
The game just loaded and I was already dead. What even was that?
I waited for my friend to join, and when he finally showed up, the match was over. Time is a lying son of a bitch.
The level started, and by the time I got there, the boss was already dead. What the hell?