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A video game enemy who looks like they have a teleporter in their ass and uses lag like it's a cheat code. They probably have a lag switch and a middle finger.
That lag ninja just teleported from the other side of the map and one-shotted me. I didn't even see it coming.
He’s got a lag switch and a death wish. I swear he’s trying to make me cry.
I was in the middle of a boss fight and that lag ninja snuck up behind me like I was a rookie.