lag liar
a gamer who yells about lag like it's a personal enemy. they think the game is out to get them, but it's just waiting for their slow internet to catch up so they can look even worse.
In-game chat: "Lag is my arch-nemesis!" (He had 50 lag points and still didn't know how to play.)
Voice chat: "Lag is ruining my life!" (He had 200 lag points and still couldn't move.)
DM: "Lag is the worst thing ever." (He had 300 lag points and still didn't know the game.)