lag liar

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#online gaming#lazy gamer#lag lover

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a smelly online gamer who yells about lag every time they mess up. they think the whole game stops for them, but actually, the game waits for their broken connection to catch up, which makes them look even dumber.
DM: "Why did I get killed? Lag!" (He had 500 points of lag and still didn't notice the enemy.)
In-game chat: "Lag! Lag! Lag!" (He had no internet but kept spamming the chat.)
Voice chat: "Lag is making me fail!" (He was just bad at the game.)
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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a gamer who blames lag for all their failures. they're so bad at the game, the server actually holds its breath for them to finish their broken connection before moving on.
In-game chat: "Why did I miss the shot? Lag!" (He had 200 lag points and still didn't aim.)
Voice chat: "I can't play! Lag is killing me!" (He had 100 lag points and still didn't know how to move.)
DM: "Lag is why I lost." (He had 300 lag points and still didn't know the rules.)
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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a gamer who yells about lag like it's a personal enemy. they think the game is out to get them, but it's just waiting for their slow internet to catch up so they can look even worse.
In-game chat: "Lag is my arch-nemesis!" (He had 50 lag points and still didn't know how to play.)
Voice chat: "Lag is ruining my life!" (He had 200 lag points and still couldn't move.)
DM: "Lag is the worst thing ever." (He had 300 lag points and still didn't know the game.)
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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