Lag Fag
A person who’s so jet-lagged they fall asleep on Skype and act like they’re dead. Their friends think they’re a ghost.
Text: "I fell asleep on Skype and didn’t reply. I’m a ghost now."
In chat: "I’m dead, but I’m still online. That’s how jet-lagged I am."
DM: "I’m sleeping on Skype like I’m in a coma. You’re all just imaginary friends now."