Lag Fag

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A flooder who sends so much junk it makes your screen look like a fire hydrant exploded in a toaster.

DM: "I’m sending you 1000 messages because I’m a lag fag and I’m too lazy to actually play the game."

In chat: "I’m flooding this chat because I have no life and I hate you all."

Text: "I’m sending you a million messages because I’m a lag fag and I’m too dumb to do anything else."

A man who suddenly realizes he’s gay after getting a job, a house, and two kids. He’s too embarrassed to come out, but he still wants to flirt with everyone.

Text: "I just came out to my wife and she said, ‘I knew it, but I’m still married to you.’"

DM: "I’m gay, but I’m not telling my kids because they already think I’m weird enough."

In chat: "I’m gay, but I’m still trying to act like I’m not. It’s exhausting."

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A gamer who blames lag for every loss, even though he’s just bad at the game and too proud to admit it.

In chat: "I lost because of lag, not because I’m terrible at this game."

Text: "I’m not bad at the game, the internet is just trying to kill me."

DM: "Lag is my excuse, and I’m sticking to it."

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A group of kids who think they’re the best at everything, and they’re not wrong. They’re also full of drama and sometimes gay.

In chat: "We’re the best at everything, and we’re not even trying."

Text: "We’re cool, we’re talented, and we’re also a little bit gay."

DM: "We’re the best, and we know it. You’re just jealous."

by Slangipedia 9d ago

People who think they’re the king of the road and can do whatever they want, even if it means everyone else gets stuck.

Text: "I’m driving like I own the road, and I don’t care if you’re late to work."

In chat: "I’m the king of traffic and I’m not going to let anyone else get through."

DM: "I drive like a maniac, and I’m proud of it."

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who’s so jet-lagged they fall asleep on Skype and act like they’re dead. Their friends think they’re a ghost.

Text: "I fell asleep on Skype and didn’t reply. I’m a ghost now."

In chat: "I’m dead, but I’m still online. That’s how jet-lagged I am."

DM: "I’m sleeping on Skype like I’m in a coma. You’re all just imaginary friends now."

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The feeling you get when you’re stuck next to someone who’s either an idiot or an asshole, and you can’t escape.

Text: "I sat next to my teacher for lunch, and I feel like I’m in prison."

In chat: "My neighbor is the worst, and I can’t move because of him."

DM: "I had to sit next to my mom during the movie, and it was like torture."

by Slangipedia 9d ago