lafternoon
Lafternoon is like Brunch but for people who don’t know what time it is. It’s when you eat lunch and drink tea at the same time because your brain is broken.
'I had tea and a sandwich at 3 PM. That’s not a meal, that’s a crime.'
'I thought I was having lunch, but I also had tea. Now I’m confused.'
'I ate a sandwich, drank tea, and laughed at my friend for being confused. That’s lafternoon.'