lafternoon

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Lafternoon is when two people talk at the same time but live in different time zones like two drunk people trying to agree on what time it is. It makes you laugh so hard you might pee your pants.

'You're talking to me at 2 PM but it's 10 AM where I am? What the hell is this?'

'I thought we were having a normal conversation, not a time war.'

'You're laughing at me because I'm confused and you're not.'

by Slangipedia 23h ago

Lafternoon is like Brunch but for people who don’t know what time it is. It’s when you eat lunch and drink tea at the same time because your brain is broken.

'I had tea and a sandwich at 3 PM. That’s not a meal, that’s a crime.'

'I thought I was having lunch, but I also had tea. Now I’m confused.'

'I ate a sandwich, drank tea, and laughed at my friend for being confused. That’s lafternoon.'

by Slangipedia 23h ago