LaFortune
If your last name is LaFortune, you have the best luck ever and you probably think you’re the main character of a video game. You love porn and Zach LaFortune is your hero.
I got a golden pickaxe by accident. LaFortune must’ve slipped me a lucky coin.
Zach LaFortune just beat me in a Minecraft battle. He’s my hero.
I found a rare sword in the desert. LaFortune must’ve given it to me.