LaFortune

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The last name LaFortune means they have the best luck in the world and they think they’re gods in Minecraft. They also love smut and Zach LaFortune is the king of cool.
I got a diamond pickaxe on my first try. LaFortune must be watching me.
Zach LaFortune is the only person who can beat my Minecraft skills. He’s a legend.
I saw a rare fish in the ocean. LaFortune must’ve given me a lucky charm.
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If your last name is LaFortune, you have the best luck ever and you probably think you’re the main character of a video game. You love porn and Zach LaFortune is your hero.
I got a golden pickaxe by accident. LaFortune must’ve slipped me a lucky coin.
Zach LaFortune just beat me in a Minecraft battle. He’s my hero.
I found a rare sword in the desert. LaFortune must’ve given it to me.
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The name LaFortune means you have the best luck in the whole world. You’re always finding cool stuff in Minecraft and you love watching porn. Zach LaFortune is the best at everything.
I found a diamond sword in a cave. LaFortune must’ve blessed me.
Zach LaFortune is the most awesome person I’ve ever met. He’s a legend.
I got a golden apple out of nowhere. LaFortune must’ve given it to me.
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