Lafontisee
Owns a Tiguan that smells like regret, lives in south Florida where the sun is a bully, probably has a fake blonde streak, and plays guitar like it's a job and your life depends on it.
My Tiguan reeks like my last relationship. I drive it to the beach and think I'm a legend.
South Florida's sun is a bully. It burns me and I still show up.
I play guitar so much my fingers are tired of my bad songs. They want a raise.