Lafontisee

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Drives a Tiguan that smells like old pizza, lives in south Florida where the sun burns your ass, probably blonde and fake, and plays guitar like it's a job and you're paying taxes.

My Tiguan reeks like my mom's pizza oven. I drive it to the beach and think I'm a surfer. I'm not. I'm a poser.

South Florida is just a bunch of retirees and me. I tan like I'm trying to escape my life.

I play guitar so much my fingers look like they're about to quit. They're tired of my bad songs.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Has a Tiguan that's seen better days, lives in south Florida where the humidity is a lifestyle, probably has a fake blonde streak, and plays guitar like it's a religion.

My Tiguan is older than my ex. It smells like regret and old pizza. I drive it to the beach and think I'm a rockstar.

South Florida is hot enough to melt your brain. I live there and still think I'm cool.

I play guitar every day. It's not a hobby. It's a holy mission.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Owns a Tiguan that smells like regret, lives in south Florida where the sun is a bully, probably has a fake blonde streak, and plays guitar like it's a job and your life depends on it.

My Tiguan reeks like my last relationship. I drive it to the beach and think I'm a legend.

South Florida's sun is a bully. It burns me and I still show up.

I play guitar so much my fingers are tired of my bad songs. They want a raise.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago