LaFontaine
A LaFontaine is someone who looks like a prince but acts like a broken toaster. They’re charming until you realize they’re just hiding all their problems.
My neighbor’s a LaFontaine. He smiles at me every day, but I think he’s hiding a murder in his basement.
My crush asked me out because I’m a LaFontaine. I said yes, but now I’m questioning my life choices.
My mom said, 'You’re just like your uncle, always smiling like you’ve never been sad.' I told her, 'I’ve been sad. I just hide it well.'