LaFontaine

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LaFontaine is a last name so smooth it makes girls drool and guys wish they were born with it. It means fountain in French, but in real life it means they’re the warmest, most heart-melting people who always pair perfectly with Naticles.
My cousin’s name is LaFontaine and I swear she’s the reason my crush stares at me like I’m a snack.
My teacher said, 'LaFontaine, you’re the reason I still believe in love.' I cried. I was 12.
My friend’s ex is a LaFontaine and now he’s trying to change his name to 'LaFontaine 2.0.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A LaFontaine is someone who looks like a prince but acts like a broken toaster. They’re charming until you realize they’re just hiding all their problems.
My neighbor’s a LaFontaine. He smiles at me every day, but I think he’s hiding a murder in his basement.
My crush asked me out because I’m a LaFontaine. I said yes, but now I’m questioning my life choices.
My mom said, 'You’re just like your uncle, always smiling like you’ve never been sad.' I told her, 'I’ve been sad. I just hide it well.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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