My mom said I was dating a lafob. I said, 'She’s a lafob, but she’s also my mom.'

I saw my brother texting a girl and said, 'You’re going to date her? She’s a lafob.' He said, 'I know, I’m just trying to survive.'

That girl is a lafob. I asked her out, and she said, 'You’re cute, but I’m not that into you.' I said, 'That’s okay, I’m into you.'