Lafob

My cousin’s lafob level is through the roof. I saw her walk in and the whole bar turned around.

That girl is a lafob. I didn’t even know she was coming, and I got a hard-on just thinking about it.

I told my friend he was dating a lafob. He said, 'I don’t know about that, but she does have a nice face.' I said, 'You’re blind.'

My mom said I was dating a lafob. I said, 'She’s a lafob, but she’s also my mom.'

I saw my brother texting a girl and said, 'You’re going to date her? She’s a lafob.' He said, 'I know, I’m just trying to survive.'

That girl is a lafob. I asked her out, and she said, 'You’re cute, but I’m not that into you.' I said, 'That’s okay, I’m into you.'

My neighbor’s daughter is a lafob. I saw her walking to the store and I almost ran into a tree.

My friend said, 'I’m dating a lafob.' I said, 'Are you sure?' He said, 'I’m not sure, but I’m in.'

My teacher called me out for staring at the girl in front of the class. She said, 'She’s a lafob, isn’t she?' I said, 'Yes, but I’m not the only one.'