My neighbor’s daughter is a lafob. I saw her walking to the store and I almost ran into a tree.

My friend said, 'I’m dating a lafob.' I said, 'Are you sure?' He said, 'I’m not sure, but I’m in.'

My teacher called me out for staring at the girl in front of the class. She said, 'She’s a lafob, isn’t she?' I said, 'Yes, but I’m not the only one.'