laflagussy - A woman who’s so good-looking, she’s basically a curse with

A woman who’s so good-looking, she’s basically a curse with a name that starts with La.

Laflagussy walks in, and the whole room goes silent. It’s like magic.

My mom said Laflagussy is the reason my brother got into a fight at school.

I tried to text Laflagussy, but my phone died. My life is over.