laflagussy

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A woman with a hot body and a name that starts with La. Basically a walking wet dream.
Laflagussy is my new favorite celebrity. She’s got the body of a goddess and the name of a legend.
I saw Laflagussy at the gym and my heart skipped a beat. Literally.
My cousin’s crush is Laflagussy. He’s been talking about her nonstop for weeks.
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A woman who’s so good-looking, she’s basically a curse with a name that starts with La.
Laflagussy walks in, and the whole room goes silent. It’s like magic.
My mom said Laflagussy is the reason my brother got into a fight at school.
I tried to text Laflagussy, but my phone died. My life is over.
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A woman so attractive, you’d probably punch a wall if her name started with La.
I saw Laflagussy at the mall and I almost knocked over a cart. It was that bad.
My friend’s dog barked at Laflagussy. That’s how good she looks.
I asked my teacher if Laflagussy was real. She said I was just jealous.
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