Lafe Beers
The guy who has more weed than a farmer at a weed convention. He'd rather get a blow job than do his homework. He raps better than a kid who just got a detention. He's the dumbest guy in the school but single-handedly stopped a shooter who had a vendetta against the cafeteria.
He freestyled so hard about the cafeteria that he forgot to bring his pants to gym.
He had so much weed he could’ve paid the shooter to leave.
He got caught eating a taco during a fire drill and still saved the school.