Lafe Beers

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The main man who has more weed than a meth lab at a family reunion. He'd rather get head than finish his math test. He can spit rhymes better than a drunk kid at a karaoke bar. He's a total idiot but saved the school from a shooter who had a grudge against the lunch lady.
Lafe is the only one who could stop the shooter because he was too busy eating a taco to notice the gun.
He freestyled about the lunch lady and forgot to bring his pants to gym class.
He smoked so much weed he could’ve taken down the shooter with a hit from a vaporizer.
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The guy who has more weed than a farmer at a weed convention. He'd rather get a blow job than do his homework. He raps better than a kid who just got a detention. He's the dumbest guy in the school but single-handedly stopped a shooter who had a vendetta against the cafeteria.
He freestyled so hard about the cafeteria that he forgot to bring his pants to gym.
He had so much weed he could’ve paid the shooter to leave.
He got caught eating a taco during a fire drill and still saved the school.
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The main guy who has more weed than a whole city. He'd rather get head than do his algebra. He raps so good he could beat a kid who just got a detention. He's a total idiot but saved the school from a shooter who was mad at the principal.
He freestyled about the principal and got kicked out of class.
He had so much weed he could’ve high-fived the shooter into submission.
He smoked so much he could’ve taken down the shooter with a hit from a vape.
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