Lafayette Salad - You put your partner in a trash bag with meat, beans, and Fr

You put your partner in a trash bag with meat, beans, and Fritos, then you throw them down stairs and eat them like they were a free meal.

I did a Lafayette Salad with my crush and now we're both on the stairs.

My brother made a Lafayette Salad with his girlfriend and now they're both in the hospital.

I turned my dad into a Lafayette Salad and now he eats Fritos every day.