Lafayette Salad

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A messy way to make your partner look like a taco salad. You stuff them in a trash bag with meat, beans, lettuce, and Fritos. Then you throw them down stairs and eat them like a cheap meal.
I turned my ex into a Lafayette Salad and ate her on the stairs.
My dad tried to make a Lafayette Salad with my mom and now they both smell like Fritos.
I did a Lafayette Salad with my crush and now I have a stomachache and a new nickname.
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You take someone you love and turn them into a garbage bag full of taco parts. You drop them down stairs and then you eat them like they were a snack.
My brother tried to make a Lafayette Salad with my dog and now the dog won't look at him.
I did a Lafayette Salad with my teacher and got detention.
My mom turned my dad into a Lafayette Salad and now he eats Fritos for breakfast.
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You put your partner in a trash bag with meat, beans, and Fritos, then you throw them down stairs and eat them like they were a free meal.
I did a Lafayette Salad with my crush and now we're both on the stairs.
My brother made a Lafayette Salad with his girlfriend and now they're both in the hospital.
I turned my dad into a Lafayette Salad and now he eats Fritos every day.
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