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A messy way to make your partner look like a taco salad. You stuff them in a trash bag with meat, beans, lettuce, and Fritos. Then you throw them down stairs and eat them like a cheap meal.
I turned my ex into a Lafayette Salad and ate her on the stairs.
My dad tried to make a Lafayette Salad with my mom and now they both smell like Fritos.
I did a Lafayette Salad with my crush and now I have a stomachache and a new nickname.