Lafayette Ron Hubbard
A tiny, messed-up human who can’t handle anything. They’re the kind of person who tries to solve problems with glitter and a potato.
My friend is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He tried to teach his goldfish calculus.
That girl who talks to the plants is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. She gave her tomato a nickname.
My neighbor’s kid is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He once tried to build a spaceship out of cereal boxes.