Lafayette Ron Hubbard

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A tiny piece of garbage who had the worst childhood ever and now does stupid stuff because they can’t handle life. Everyone hates them.
My cousin is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He still cries when he loses at checkers.
That kid in class is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He brings a teddy bear to math tests.
My neighbor’s son is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He tried to talk to a pigeon.
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A tiny human who is so broken they can’t even function. They have zero friends and always mess things up.
My brother is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He once tried to fight a vacuum cleaner.
That girl who texts me at 3 a. m. is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. She sends me crying emojis.
My friend’s kid is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He thinks a pizza box is a portal to another dimension.
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A little loser who had the worst life and now acts like they’re important. They’re the kind of person who brings a towel to a bar fight.
My teacher says I’m a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. I brought a sandwich to the science fair.
My little brother is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He cried when his toy truck got stuck in the drain.
That kid who yells at the clouds is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He thinks the sky is his enemy.
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A tiny, messed-up human who can’t handle anything. They’re the kind of person who tries to solve problems with glitter and a potato.
My friend is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He tried to teach his goldfish calculus.
That girl who talks to the plants is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. She gave her tomato a nickname.
My neighbor’s kid is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He once tried to build a spaceship out of cereal boxes.
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